Swing State

Definition

A state that can't make up its mind and therefore receives more campaign attention than a golden child at a family reunion. Every four years, residents of swing states are showered with ads, visits, and promises that vanish faster than Halloween candy.

Example Usage

"Living in a swing state means I get seventeen campaign mailers a day, nine robocalls before breakfast, and a personal visit from a senator every time I check my mailbox."

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