Stoned football

Definition

The chaotic sport of playing football while under the influence of various substances, each providing its own special flavor of delusion and impaired coordination. Marijuana gives you the stumbles; PCP makes the ball a sentient threat; MDMA makes you appreciate the *feeling* of football.

Example Usage

We tried playing stoned football after hitting the bong, and my guy swore the football was attacking him like a pigeon.

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