Stakeholder

Definition

Anyone who has an opinion about your project, which turns out to be literally everyone in the building plus several people who left the company years ago. Managing stakeholders is like herding cats, except the cats all have conflicting priorities and send passive-aggressive emails.

Example Usage

"We need to align all stakeholders before moving forward," said the PM, sentencing the project to an additional six months of meetings about meetings.

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