Square ball

Definition

Someone painfully proper, uncool, and conformist who paradoxically chases popularity like their life depends on it. They're the human embodiment of trying too hard while simultaneously being too uptight to actually have fun. Think of them as the intersection of "no fun allowed" and "please validate me on Instagram."

Example Usage

"He won't even jaywalk but posts 50 stories a day trying to look cool—total square ball."

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Square%20ball&defid=14211906)

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