sparsho

Definition

That one friend from the group who abandoned the crew to chase romantic interests—essentially the squad's simp, now MIA because they're too busy with their new relationship to hang with the homies.

Example Usage

Marcus has become such a sparsho ever since he started dating Jessica; we never see him anymore.

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