smoke-a-phobe

Definition

A smoke-a-phobe (N) is a bigoted, intolerant and un- evolved person against the rights of smokers to consume their nicotine or thc via cigarette, cigar or joint. Often passing laws segregating them from the general population, forcing them into "areas" and otherwise shaming their genetically predetermined desire to inhale smoke. It's bullying and wrong! #endsmoke-a-phobicattitudes!

Example Usage

"Jeff got shamed by six smoke-a-phobes at the bar last night. They told him to get back to his 'area' it was so unprogressive."

Origin

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