slackdaddy

Definition

A master procrastinator who has elevated laziness into an art form, making minimal effort appear like legitimate work through sheer expertise in looking busy. The sensei of doing nothing while making it count.

Example Usage

Marcus is the ultimate slackdaddy—he delegates his entire job to others and still gets Employee of the Month.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slackdaddy&defid=2096907)

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