SITREP (Situation Report)

Definition

A concise summary of current military situation—basically a status update, but significantly more likely to involve explosions.

Example Usage

The commander requested an immediate SITREP from all battalion leaders.

Origin

Military communications terminology

Fun Fact

SITREPs during combat are often adrenaline-fueled and occasionally inaccurate

Source: Military Communications Terminology

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