Definition

Someone who does way too much for a person who gives them nothing in return. Originally meant 'Suckers Idolizing Mediocre People' but now it's used anytime anyone shows basic human kindness toward their crush. Held a door open? Simp. Said 'good morning'? Mega simp.

Example Usage

"He drove 45 minutes to bring her Starbucks and she responded with a thumbs-up emoji. Down catastrophically bad. Simp of the century. Someone check on him."

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Jerk off

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bone smashing

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lmreo

laughing my rear end off

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ftfw

For the f**king win!

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The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.

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