shtoink

Definition

To spectacularly botch an easy task, missing an open goal, or failing at something you absolutely should have nailed. It's that deflating moment where incompetence meets opportunity.

Example Usage

The batter shtoinked an easy pop-up and the whole team groaned audibly.

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