Short Sale

Definition

When a homeowner sells their property for less than they owe on the mortgage, which sounds quick but actually takes approximately seven hundred years of bank approvals. The only thing short about it is the seller's patience.

Example Usage

"I tried to buy a short sale. Eighteen months later, I received a counter-offer. By then I had aged out of my original mortgage rate." - A patient soul

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