shipboard

Definition

Romance, friendships, or alliances formed aboard a vessel that are as temporary as the voyage itself—lasting only as long as the anchor stays up. Used colloquially to describe fleeting corporate relationships born at conferences.

Example Usage

The shipboard romance between the two executives dissolved the moment they returned to their respective offices on dry land.

Source: Common colloquial usage

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