sexspan

Definition

The estimated number of years you'll remain sexually active and healthy enough to enjoy an active sex life. It's like lifespan or healthspan, but specifically tracking your erotic expiration date.

Example Usage

My doctor said with my healthy lifestyle, I've got a pretty solid sexspan ahead of me.

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