Serial Monogamist

Definition

Someone who bounces from relationship to relationship like a romantic pinball machine, unable to tolerate even a moment of solitude. They've perfected the art of relationship repetition—identical insecurities, recycled arguments, same tragic ending with a fresh face. Why reflect on your failures when you can just upgrade to the next model?

Example Usage

Sarah's been in three serious relationships in the past year. She's a total serial monogamist—she literally started dating Tom before she even broke up with Mike.

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