Scalability

Definition

A system's ability to handle growth, which everyone asks about and nobody truly tests until ten thousand users show up simultaneously and the server starts making sounds like a dying whale. Planning for scalability is like buying a bigger house for children you might have someday.

Example Usage

"Is it scalable?" asked the investor, about an app that currently had twelve users, eleven of whom were the founder's family members.

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