Definition

A scab that has achieved peak flakiness and crustiness, dangling precariously on your skin like a tiny, disgusting ornament just begging to be picked despite all better judgment.

Example Usage

The scabbage from my skateboard wipeout is so crusty it's practically a geological formation.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scabbage&defid=4755869)

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