Definition

A fixed amount of compensation paid regularly (usually monthly or biweekly) that makes you feel professional until you calculate your actual hourly rate. Unlike wages, salaries imply you're too important to be paid by the hour, which is great until you realize you're working 60-hour weeks for the same money. The hallmark of white-collar employment and the reason people learn to say 'I'm on salary' with a mixture of pride and exhaustion.

Example Usage

I negotiated a $75,000 salary, which sounds impressive until you divide it by the 2,500 hours I actually work per year.

Source: Common HR and employment terminology

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