rubber coyote

Definition

A corporate buzzword for a solution that sounds clever in PowerPoint but fails spectacularly in practice. Named after the brilliant strategy of using fake predator decoys to scare away geese—which works about as well as you'd expect. It's the business equivalent of thoughts and prayers: well-intentioned, completely ineffective, and beloved by middle management.

Example Usage

Steve's suggestion to boost morale with a pizza party is a total rubber coyote—people want better pay, not pepperoni.

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