Roll The Nickels

Definition

To be in complete control of a situation, particularly regarding money and decision-making authority. The phrase implies you're the one who counts, organizes, and distributes the cash, making you the de facto boss. It's old-school slang for being the person who calls the shots because you control the purse strings.

Example Usage

You want to use the conference room? Better ask Janet—she rolls the nickels around here.

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