Definition

The financial payoff that makes investors stop asking uncomfortable questions—usually expressed as a percentage gain on their initial investment. It's the difference between what you put in and what you got out, presented with either champagne-worthy enthusiasm or soul-crushing regret. When your startup finally exits or your portfolio generates profits, those returns are what get bragged about at networking events.

Example Usage

The venture fund's 3x return on its early-stage investment made it the darling of the institutional LP circuit.

Source: Merriam-Webster, finance industry standard terminology

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