retraining

Definition

The corporate euphemism for teaching your workforce a completely new skill set because automation just made their old job obsolete—think of it as professional reinvention with mandatory attendance.

Example Usage

After the AI implementation, we're investing in retraining our customer service team to become 'digital transformation specialists.'

Source: Common HR and workplace terminology

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