REIT

Definition

A Real Estate Investment Trust that lets you invest in property without ever unclogging a toilet or dealing with a tenant who thinks rent is optional. It's landlording for people who prefer spreadsheets over plungers.

Example Usage

"I invested in a REIT because I wanted real estate exposure without the 2 AM phone calls about broken water heaters. Best decision I ever made." - A hands-off investor

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