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The invisible forcefield of paperwork, regulations, and approval processes that prevents anything from happening at a reasonable speed. It was invented to ensure that building a park bench requires the same paperwork as launching a space shuttle.

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"I've been trying to cut through the red tape to open a lemonade stand, and at this point I've spent more on permit applications than I'll ever make selling lemonade."

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Schrödinger's Insurrection

Political satire describing the contradictory stance of simultaneously claiming an event was a false flag operation by o...