qwned

Definition

An intentionally misspelled version of 'pwned' (dominated), created by self-proclaimed '1337' internet elitists to sound more exclusive and gatekeep-y. The kind of slang that existed purely so people could feel superior about internet culture.

Example Usage

That clan got totally qwned in the tournament—no mercy.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qwned&defid=8931)

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