Definition

The minimum number of politicians who need to show up for anything to count, which is basically government's version of "we need at least five people or we're canceling the party." Spoiler: they frequently don't show up.

Example Usage

"We couldn't reach a quorum because three senators were golfing, two were on cable news, and one was lost somewhere in the Capitol building and too proud to ask for directions."

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interdict

A papal power move that cuts off an entire political entity from receiving sacraments—basically the medieval Catholic Church's version of sanctions. This ecclesiastical weapon could make kings sweat by denying their subjects access to religious services, with the strategic exception of last rites. It's excommunication's bigger, scarier sibling that punishes whole populations for one person's transgressions.

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recess

The blessed break when legislative bodies pause their feuding to catch their breath, regroup, or go home for a while without technically adjourning. It's the political equivalent of a timeout, allowing representatives to face constituents, fundraise, or simply escape each other's company. Not to be confused with elementary school recess, though the maturity levels can be comparable.

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ratf*cking

Political sabotage and dirty tricks aimed at disrupting opponents' campaigns, from spreading false rumors to creating fake scandals. The dark arts of campaign warfare, typically involving tactics that would make a Bond villain blush.

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The internal power struggles, backstabbing, and maneuvering within an administration or political organization. It's Game of Thrones but with worse outfits and more leaked emails.

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minyan

The minimum quorum of ten adult Jewish men (in Orthodox tradition) required to conduct communal prayer services—because apparently God prefers group worship with a headcount. This requirement turns finding enough people into a logistical challenge for small Jewish communities. It's the original "sorry, we need a few more people before we can start."

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privilege

In parliamentary law, a motion concerning the rights and privileges of the assembly or its members, taking precedence over regular business. Not to be confused with checking one's privilege, though some politicians could benefit from both.

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