quadratic

Definition

A mathematical expression that squares things (multiplies them by themselves) but refuses to go any higher, like a rebellious polynomial that stops at x². The bread and butter of algebra teachers everywhere, it's the formula that gives you that famous parabola curve and makes high schoolers question their life choices. If you've ever calculated projectile motion or optimized anything ever, you've been in quadratic territory.

Example Usage

The marketing team tried to model user growth with a quadratic equation, which predicted we'd have negative users by next year—back to the drawing board.

Source: Mathematical terminology

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