provisioning

Definition

The act of supplying someone or something with necessary resources, supplies, or access—like stocking a ship before a voyage, except now it mostly means IT admins creating user accounts and allocating server space. In tech, it's the automated process of setting up users with the right permissions so they can actually do their jobs. In traditional contexts, it meant loading up on hardtack and rum; now it means clicking checkboxes in an admin panel.

Example Usage

After three weeks of provisioning delays, Janet finally got access to the systems she needed on her last day of employment.

Source: IT and business terminology

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