professorship

Definition

The academic equivalent of making partner: a tenured position where you've finally climbed high enough to focus on research, dodge administrative work (mostly), and inflict your theories on graduate students. This coveted title represents decades of publishing papers nobody reads, surviving departmental politics, and mastering the art of getting grants. The promised land of academia, complete with tweed jackets and strong opinions about font choices in conference presentations.

Example Usage

After 15 years of adjunct poverty, she finally landed a professorship with actual benefits and an office that doesn't double as a broom closet.

Source: Academic terminology

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