Policy Wonk

Definition

A person obsessed with policy details, numbers, and substantive governance—the only type of person actually interested in reading the omnibus bill.

Example Usage

The policy wonk spent two hours explaining the intricacies of tax code amendments while everyone else checked their phones.

Origin

From 'wonk,' possibly from British slang for academic or studious person.

Fun Fact

Policy wonks are beloved by think tanks and despised at cocktail parties for their tendency to discuss marginal tax rates.

Source: Political personality types

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