placement test

Definition

An exam determining which level course students should take, theoretically matching them to appropriate rigor but often condemning them to expensive remedial classes. The sorting hat of higher education, but less magical.

Example Usage

Despite a 3.8 GPA in high school math, her placement test score relegated her to remedial algebra, adding a semester to her degree.

Origin

Educational assessment practice from early 20th century

Fun Fact

Studies show placement tests often misplace students, particularly those from disadvantaged backgrounds, yet most institutions still rely on them.

Source: Academic advising and assessment practices

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An official record of every academic triumph and failure condensed into a single document that costs $15 per copy because your suffering deserves a premium. It's a permanent record that follows you forever, like a yearbook photo but with more Cs.

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