percutaneous

Definition

Medical procedures performed by puncturing or otherwise accessing the body through the skin, bypassing the need for major surgery. It's the medical equivalent of taking a shortcut through someone's fence instead of using the gate.

Example Usage

The cardiologist performed a percutaneous coronary intervention to open the blocked artery.

Source: Merriam-Webster; medical terminology

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