Penny Stock

Definition

Stocks that trade for less than a dollar, which are to investing what scratch-off tickets are to financial planning. They're cheap, exciting, and almost certainly going to leave you with less money than you started with, but the thrill of potential riches keeps people coming back.

Example Usage

"I turned $500 into $50,000 on a penny stock! Then I turned that $50,000 into $200 on a different penny stock. The circle of life."

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