Definition

The person sitting in the waiting room for 90 minutes past their appointment time, now subjected to medical professionals who will poke, prod, and bill excessively. In grammar, it's the noun getting acted upon by the verb; in healthcare, it's the human getting acted upon by the medical-industrial complex. Either way, someone's on the receiving end of something they didn't ask for.

Example Usage

The patient waited patiently (ironically) for test results that would take two weeks and cost more than a used car.

Source: Medical terminology via clinical practice

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