partitioning

Definition

The corporate equivalent of putting up walls—whether you're dividing database tables, hard drives, or sales territories. In tech, it's about organizing data; in business, it's about carving up markets like a Thanksgiving turkey. Either way, someone's drawing lines and claiming their piece.

Example Usage

After partitioning the database, our query performance improved by 60%.

Source: Common technical terminology

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