Definition

The theatrical venue where elected representatives gather to debate, legislate, and occasionally hurl verbal barbs at each other while pretending democracy is a dignified process. These legislative bodies transform talking into an actual job description, complete with procedural rules so arcane that members need dedicated staff just to explain what's happening. British parliaments are particularly famous for their "hear, hear!" shouting matches and Prime Minister's Questions, which resembles professional wrestling but with better vocabulary.

Example Usage

Parliament convened to debate the bill, resulting in three hours of speeches and zero changed minds.

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