orchard wanker

Definition

A devoted Apple devotee who absolutely must own every product in the ecosystem—iPhones, Macs, AirPods, and probably an Apple Watch they don't really need. It's brand loyalty at its most obsessive.

Example Usage

My brother is such an orchard wanker; he bought three new Apple products this month alone.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orchard%20wanker&defid=16782440)

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