nuch them

Definition

To prematurely declare total defeat in a competition, hoping the universe will take pity and reverse your inevitable loss; a desperate fantasy sports tactic where admitting defeat early somehow makes you feel better.

Example Usage

I'm down 10-0 in fantasy football before Thursday night games even start—I'm going to nuch them.

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