New Hartford

Definition

An absurdly wealthy enclave in upstate New York where millionaires go to feel middle-class and every conversation revolves around money and material possessions. Entry requires a trust fund and a complete absence of self-awareness.

Example Usage

She moved to New Hartford and suddenly started only shopping at places where a single item costs more than my monthly rent.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=New%20Hartford&defid=2699938)

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