negotiation

Definition

The delicate art of two or more parties pretending they have more options than they actually do until someone blinks first. In HR contexts, it's the formal dance between employer and employee where both sides know the salary range but spend weeks acting surprised by each other's numbers. Mastery of this skill requires equal parts poker face, patience, and the ability to say 'let me think about it' convincingly.

Example Usage

After three rounds of negotiation, Sarah realized the 'competitive benefits package' meant they had a Keurig machine in the break room.

Source: Common HR terminology

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