Definition

Meal Ready to Eat—a self-contained food ration that tastes like cardboard was processed through a chemical plant, yet soldiers survive exclusively on them.

Example Usage

After three weeks eating MREs, we were ready to eat literally anything else.

Origin

Replaced C-rations in the 1980s, present everywhere ever since

Fun Fact

MREs have a shelf life longer than most marriages and roughly the same level of appeal

Source: U.S. Army Quartermaster Corps

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