motherboard

Definition

The matriarch of your computer, a sophisticated circuit board that connects all your components and makes them play nice together. She's literally holding your entire system together, channeling power and data between the CPU, RAM, and all the other silicon offspring. When she dies, the whole family goes with her.

Example Usage

My computer won't boot because I spilled coffee on the motherboard—turns out the mother of all boards doesn't appreciate java.

Source: Standard computer hardware terminology

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