mortgage

Definition

A special loan where you borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy a house, pledging that very house as collateral in case you can't pay it back—what could go wrong? This secured loan lets you own property now while spending the next 15-30 years paying for it, with the bank holding seizure rights until you make that final payment. It's the American Dream™, assuming your dream includes amortization schedules and interest calculations.

Example Usage

We got approved for a 30-year mortgage, which means I'll own this house free and clear right around the time I need to move into assisted living.

Source: Real estate and financial terminology

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punch list

A final list of minor repairs or incomplete items that need addressing before closing on new construction. It's proof that even 'move-in ready' is aspirational.

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price per square foot

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