monkey ball bullshit

Definition

A situation so absurdly unfair, chaotic, or incomprehensibly frustrating that it rivals the insane difficulty spikes of the Monkey Ball video game series—basically, everything going catastrophically wrong at once.

Example Usage

They cut my hours, my car broke down, AND my ex texted me. This is straight-up monkey ball bullshit.

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