mid-future

Definition

That split-second moment of horrifying clarity when you realize your decision was catastrophically stupid—but only after you've already committed to it and the consequences are incoming. Future tense meets present-tense regret.

Example Usage

John had a major mid-future when he grabbed that radiator cap with a paper towel and got sprayed with boiling antifreeze.

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