mibs and wibs

Definition

Playful acronyms for Men in Black and Women in Black—the tongue-in-cheek term for federal government workers, especially those in military, intelligence, or Homeland Security who always look like they're about to ruin your day.

Example Usage

We stopped talking about the conspiracy theory when we realized the mibs and wibs were sitting at the next table.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mibs%20and%20wibs&defid=5280072)

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