Definition

Your primary source of stimulation.

Example Usage

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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Smoked Out

The permanent fog that settles over someone who's spent too much quality time with recreational substances. Characterized by perpetually misplaced keys, conspiracy theories, and the vague sense that you used to be sharper. It's the long-term cognitive afterglow of a lifestyle that prioritized good times over brain cells—think less "altered consciousness" and more "permanently buffering."

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Half hour shower of power.

An unnecessarily luxurious 30-minute shower that could've easily been accomplished in 10 minutes, but you were too busy having an imaginary argument or pretending to be in a music video. The aquatic equivalent of scrolling your phone for "just five more minutes" at bedtime.

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female trumpet players

A cheeky double entendre suggesting that women who play trumpet possess both exceptional kissing skills (from all that embouchure training) and bold personalities on and off stage. Based on the questionable logic that if you can handle a brass instrument, you can handle other activities requiring lip strength and stamina. Band kid humor at its finest.

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Bertola

Bert-o-la, someone who post large quantities of low quality and out of date memes.

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wyltk

wouldn't you like to know

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Peter Pettigrew

Have you read Harry potter}? Remember that rat guy, Peter? Yeah well he was kinda 2 faced etc, so that's exactly what this is. A 2 faced bitch is a Peter Pettigrew!!

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

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