malformation

Definition

When Mother Nature's design specs go haywire during fetal development, resulting in an abnormal structural feature. Think of it as a manufacturing defect in the human body—except this one can't be returned.

Example Usage

The ultrasound revealed a cardiac malformation that would require surgical intervention after birth.

Source: Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary

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