Male Pattern Blindness

Definition

A selective vision disorder exclusively affecting men, where objects in plain sight—especially on tables or shelves—become 100% invisible until a woman points them out in 0.3 seconds flat.

Example Usage

My boyfriend couldn't find the butter in the fridge despite it being right there on the shelf. Classic Male Pattern Blindness.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Male%20Pattern%20Blindness&defid=2845836)

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