magoo

Definition

Someone radiating aggressively wholesome energy to the point of becoming unbearable—think relentless cheerfulness, performative goodness, and an inability to engage with anything remotely cynical or sarcastic. Imagine a person who makes you want to embrace your own darkness just to create conversational balance.

Example Usage

He's such a magoo—he showed up to the party with homemade cookies and a smile, completely oblivious to everyone's collective eye-rolling.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=magoo&defid=524153)

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