lunk alarm

Definition

A siren system at Planet Fitness that sounds when someone grunts too loudly, drops weights, or otherwise exhibits behavior deemed too 'gymtimidating'—essentially a panic button for people afraid of effort sounds.

Example Usage

I set off the lunk alarm just by breathing heavily during squats; apparently cardio is the only acceptable form of audible exertion.

Origin

Trademarked by Planet Fitness in the early 2000s as part of their 'Judgement Free Zone' branding

Fun Fact

The lunk alarm is widely mocked in serious lifting communities but is credited with making millions of non-lifters feel comfortable joining a gym.

Source: Commercial gym culture terminology

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